RYAN LEAF? JUST WHAN YOU THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER HEAR ABOUT HIM AGAIN, HE IS ARRESTED IN MONTANA ON BURGLARY & DRUG CHARGES!

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GOOD NEWS FOR TEACHERS: ARKANSAS COURT RULES THEY CAN HAVE SEX WITH STUDENTS; IF THEY ARE 18.

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POLICE CALLED IN TO FREE MAN FROM HANDCUFFS! Well, he was trying them on in a sex shop and couldn't get them off!

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OK I GIVE. UNTIL I SAW THIS PHOTO, I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD TELL SOMEONE WAS GUILTY BY LOOKING AT THEM!

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MAN SHOOTS WIFE AFTER HER DOG POOPS IN THE HOUSE!

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WOMAN MOON'S OFFICERS AS THEY APPROACH. I wonder if the Supreme Court would accept that as invoking her right to remain silent?

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8-YEAR-OLD BOY USES iPAD TO LEAD POLICE TO BURGLAR!

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THE U.S. WAS 5th IN THE WORLD IN NUMBER OF EXECUTIONS; BEHIND, CHINA, SAUDI ARABIA, IRAN & IRAQ! Nice company. The U.S. should be proud....

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2 NINJAS ROB MEDICINAL MARIJUANA DELIVERY! Yes, you read correctly, NINJAS!!!

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MAN DISMEMBERS FRIEND! I wonder what he does to his enemies???

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CAUGHT ON VIDEO: OKLAHOMA POLICE ALLEGEDLY DRAG A HAND-CUFFED MAN, FACE DOWN THROUGH AN AIRPORT!

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PROBATIONER CONCERNED ABOUT URINE TEST CAUGHT BY HER PROBATION OFFICER TRYING TO USE "CLEAN" URINE FROM A BOTTLE HIDDEN IN HER VAGINA!

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HONOLULU JUDGE PUTS CHOKE HOLD ON DEFENDANT WHO JUMPS ON HIS BENCH!

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MAN STABS 81 YEAR-OLD ROOM-MATE OVER TV VOLUME!

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CANNIBAL MAFIA ALLEGEDLY EATS RIVAL!

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THIEF ACCIDENTALLY CALLED 911!

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INTERESTING ARTICLE: THE HIDDEN COSTS OF ELDERLY INMATES

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INTERESTING ARTICLE: "DON'T PUT JUVENILES IN JAIL FOR LIFE"

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NAKED MAN WAS ARRESTED SCREAMING THAT 4 MEN MADE HIM HOLD A NUCLEAR BOMB! Still unclear why must be naked, and no nuke was found, either!

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WOMAN KILLED MAN BECAUSE SHE WAS "SICK OF COOKING"! Maybe home-cooked meals are over-rated!

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DUMB CRIMINALS: NEW HAMPSHIRE MAN ARRESTED AFTER BREAKING INTO HOME WITH T-SHIRT ON AND NO PANTS (OR BOXERS!)

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KARAOKE SINGER IN APPLEBEE'S STRIPS AND PUNCHES MANAGER AT APPLEBEE'S AFTER BAD REVIEW!

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FUGITIVE MODEL, SIMONE FARROW, ARRESTED IN AUSTRALIA AFTER SKIPPING BAIL IN CALIFORNIA IS ALLEGED TO BE RING-LEADER OF METH GROUP!

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DUMB CRIMINALS: THIEVES ARRESTED AFTER STEALING VIDEO CAMERAS, BUT NOT VIDEO TAPE!

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DIRECTOR OF INDEPENDENT AND VIRAL MOVIE "KONY 2012" ARRESTED IN SAN DIEGO ON ALLEGATIONS OF PUBLIC MASTURBATION!

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ANGRY DAD BIT OFF PART OF COACH'S EAR AT BASKETBALL GAME!

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A NATION-WIDE TREND TO STEAL TIDE DETERGENT? Are people becoming clean freaks or selling it to buy drugs???

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LAPD OFFICES ACCUSED OF STEALING FROM LAGUNA BEACH HOTEL!

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FORMER FULLERTON POLICE OFFICER CHARGED WITH DESTROYING EVIDENCE!

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STRIP CLUB DONATES MONEY TOO KEEP LOCAL LITTLE LEAGUE AFLOAT! Long live the 1st Amendment, and good deeds!

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CAN LSD CURE ALCOHOLISM??? Hmm, would your head stop hurting if I cut your toe off???

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MAN GETS 3 SPEEDING TICKETS.... WITHIN AN HOUR!!!

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WOMAN FAKES HAVING CANCER TO AVOID 4-MONTH JAIL SENTENCE AND IS SENTENCED TO 5-YEARS!

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GEORGIA MAN CAUGHT ON TAPE VIOLATING HIS NEIGHBORS DOGS! What is up with all the nakedness & beastiality???

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77-YEAR-OLD MAN CAUGHT ON TAPE VIOLATING A PIG!

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NAKED MAN ARRESTED IN GEORGIA AFTER POICE CHASE! Hasn't there been a lot of naked arrests lately???

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MAN'S PROSTHETIC FOOT STOLEN! Really, thieves, really???

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WOW! SEPARATED HUSBAND MUST PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR TWINS CONCEIVED THROUGH IN VITRO FERTILIZATION AFTER SEPARATION!

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SAN DIEGO TUTU-WEARING BURGLAR CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN, LITERALLY! Another, just when you thought you had heard it all!

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ALABAMA MURDER TRIAL POSTPONED INDEFINITELY BECAUSE STATE DOES NOT HAVE THE FUNDS TO PAY FOR INDIGENT DEFENDANT'S DEFENSE!

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ORANGE COUNTY CHP OFFICER CHARGED WITH FAKING PRESCRIPTIONS TO GET OFF WORK!

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DUMB CRIMINALS: MAN WHO STOLE JUDGE'S NAMEPLATE FROM COURTROOM DOOR POSTS PICTURE OF IT ON FACEBOOK WITH HIM IN IT!

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MEN WHO TOOK FRIEND'S CORPSE TO STRIP CLUB ARE SENTENCED TO PROBATION

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10 HILARIOUS ROBBERY STORIES (i.e. man who broke into house only to become sex slave for 3 days!)

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10 INCREDIBLY NICE ROBBERS! (i.e. 1 returns stolen laptop contents on USB drive!)

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NURSING HOME METH LAB CATCHES FIRE AND KILLS MAN! Did I just type 'nursing home"? Wow, I thought I had heard it all!

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FORMER MLB PLAYER LENNY DYKSTRA SENTENCED TO 3-YEARS IN-CUSTODY FOR HIS ROLE IN AUTO THEFT SCHEME.

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SWINGERS USE CRAIGSLIST TO FIND DOGS FOR SEX! One word, "Wow!"

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SEARCH FOR STOLEN IPADS UNCOVERS 75 POUNDS IN METH! $34 MILLION STREET VALUE!

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SIGNATURES WERE SUBMITTED TODAY TO PUT A PROPOSITION ON THE BALLOT TO ELIMINATE THE DEATH PENALY AND SUBSTITUTE WITH LIFE IN PRISION.

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CONVICTED KILLER MISTAKENLY FREED.... Now, that is some mistake....

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ZAMBONI DRIVER ARRESTED FOR DUI AT CHILDREN'S HOCKEY GAME HAS 0.32 BAC!

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MAN ARRESTED FOR WALKING AROUND IN TWO ARTICLES OF CLOTHING - ONE PAIR OF HIGH HEELS!!!

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STUPID COPS: OFF-DUTY COP ACCUSED OF CALLING IN FAKE BAR BRAWL AS A DIVERSION TO HIS OWN DUI INVESTIGATION!

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