FORMER COLORADO SHERIFF ARRESTED AND ACCUSED OF TRADING METH FOR SEX!!!

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SIBLINGS ROB BANK! On the same block they live on!!!

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MAN PLEADS GUILTY TO RIBBING A 7-11 STORE WHILE DRESSED AS GUMBY!

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JUDGE OFFERE OBESE INMATE A DEAL: ONE DAY EARLY RELEASE FOR EVERY POUND LOST!

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RUSSIAN DIPLOMAT ARRESTED FOR BEING 15 TIMES THE RUSSIAN ALCOHOL LIMIT!!!

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ILLINOIS TEENAGER BLAMES DUI/ACCIDENT ON BOYFRIEND FOR NOT KEEPING HIS PROMISE TO TAKE HER TO SEE THE NEW TWILIGHT MOVIE! One word, "What?"

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MAN CALLS 911 TO REPORT A DRUNK DRIVER, HIM!!!

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RAPE VICTIM'S SENTENCE REDUCED FROM 12 TO 3 YEARS! SHE'S IN JAIL WITH HER CHILD! Her crime? Adultery! They then made her marry the rapist!

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10-YEAR-OLD DEFENDS MOM WITH A BB GUN!

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THESE PEOPLE WERE VERY PROUD OF THEIR ARREST AND THEIR MUGSHOTS SHOW IT!!!

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AUSTRALIAN MAN ARRESTED AT AIRPORT FOR ALLEGEDLY CARRYING DRUGS. WHEN THE SHAMPOO TESTED CLEAN, HE WAS COMPENSATED $100,000!

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FAUX PLASTIC SURGEON CHARGED WITH PRACTICING MEDICINE WITHOUT A LICENSE AFTER GIVING WOMAN CEMENT INJECTIONS TO GIVE HER A CURVIER BODY!

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PARENTS TRY TO GET THEIR SON, ADOLF HITLER CAMPBELL, & SIBLINGS JOCELYNN ARYAN NATION & HONNSLYNN HITLER RETURNED FROM CPS. Hmmm.

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TEEN FAKES HIS OWN KIDNAPPING TO DEFRAUD HIS DAD!

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2 NEW MEXICO POLICE OFFICERS FIRED AFTER ASSAULT CAUGHT ON TAPE!

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SEX-OFFENDER BACK IN PRISON AFTER USING FACEBOOK TO FRIEND ONE OF HIS VICTIMS!

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CHRISTIAN SCHOOL TEACHER CHARGED WITH MASTURBATING DURING CLASS!!!

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MAN AND WOMAN HANDCUFFED IN THE BACK OF POLICE CAR DECIDE TO SEX IT UP!!!

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BURGLARY SUSPECT STUCK IN CHIMNEY FOR 10 HOURS!!! Must not have been Santa!

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MAN FALLS THOUGH CEILING WHILE TRYING TO STEAL COPPER WIRE ON ROOF!

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AB109 REALIGNMENT HAS TWICE AS MANY INMATES IN OC JAIL THAN ANTICIPATED IN THE FIRST MONTH!

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LASD USED JAIL DUTY TO PUNISH DEPUTIES! And, you wonder why there are so many problems in the jail!

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IN AN AUTOMOBILE ACCIDENT, THE KEY WITNESS AGAINST YOU MAY BE YOUR CAR!

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NEW JERSEY SCHOOL BUS DRIVER ARRESTED FOR DUI AFTER DRIVING 25 KIDS HOME AT THREE TIMES THE LEGAL LIMIT!

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31-YEAR-OLD GAMER THREATENS TO BOMB BEST BUY FOR NOT HAVING HIS PRE-ORDERED COPY OF CALL OF DUTY 3!

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THE "DANCING SHOPLIFTER" WAS ARRESTED! Whew, I will sleep better now!

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NEW REALITY SHOW FEATURES DRUNK DRIVERS FROM ARREST TO SENTENCING!

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SEARCH IN ACAPULCO, MEXICO PRISON FINDS PEACOCKS, PROSTITUTES, MARIJUANA, AND FIGHTING COCKS! I understand the peacocks, but the rest? ;)

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SUPREME COURT TO DECIDE IF GPS DEVICES ON VEHICLES WITHOUT A WARRANT VIOLATES THE 4TH AMENDMENT! Our Founding Fathers are cringing!

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87-YEAR-OLD WIFE SHOOTS PHILANDERING 88-YEAR-OLD-HUSBAND!

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THIEF ATTEMPTS TO STEAL PARADE FLOAT TO SELL FOR SCRAP!

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STATE ORDERED 13-YEAR-OLD RAPE VICTIM STERILIZED FOR BEING PROMISCUOUS AND FEEBLEMINDED! Seems the legislature was feebleminded!

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FLORIDA COUPLE CAUGHT HAVING SEX ON A PICNIC TABLE OUTSIDE A FEDERAL COURT HOUSE!!!

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TEXAS JUDGE PURPORTEDLY CAUGHT ON TAPE BEATING HIS DISABLED DAUGHTER....

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MAN SHOOTS NEIGHBOR FOR 'TELEPATHICALLY' THREATENING HIM! Be careful what you think!

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REFORMED SKINHEAD ENDURES AGONY TO REMOVE TATTOOS!

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WOMAN ATTACKS FATHER FOR NOT SHARING POTATO SALAD! She was either very hungry, or that was one delicious salad!

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12,000 FEDERAL INMATES COULD BE REL'D EARLY, AS THE U.S. SENTENCING COMM'N WANTS TO IMPOSE THE 2010 SENTENCING DISPARITY ACT RETROACTIVELY!

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